Men VS. Women

These are some interesting funny Quotes said about Men & Women:

Men,

• Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.


• Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.


• Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler.


• When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. (LoooL that's really funny)


• The old theory was "Marry an older man, because they're more mature." But the new theory is: "Men don't mature. Marry a younger one."


• If they can put one man on the moon why can't they put them all there? (Seriously, why? lol)
  
• What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?


• Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
  

Women,

• Women like silent men. They think they're listening.


• Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
  
• Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. (Ain't that true? hehehe)


• They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. (LooooooL)


• If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.


• Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.
  
• There are women who do not like to cause suffering to many men at a time, and who prefer to concentrate on one man: These are the faithful women.


• Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.

And the best one is: "Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right. "