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Chewing Gum

I just hate the sound of it. Nth gets on my nerves more than anything else when people chew gum with their mouth open :rant: Grrrrrrrrrrr I feel like hitting them in the face. But I can't say anything it would be so rude!

Just a little thought i felt like letting off my chest.

Men VS. Women

These are some interesting funny Quotes said about Men & Women:

Men,

• Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.


• Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.


• Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler.


• When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. (LoooL that's really funny)


• The old theory was "Marry an older man, because they're more mature." But the new theory is: "Men don't mature. Marry a younger one."


• If they can put one man on the moon why can't they put them all there? (Seriously, why? lol)
  
• What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?


• Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
  

Women,

• Women like silent men. They think they're listening.


• Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
  
• Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. (Ain't that true? hehehe)


• They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. (LooooooL)


• If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.


• Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.
  
• There are women who do not like to cause suffering to many men at a time, and who prefer to concentrate on one man: These are the faithful women.


• Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.

And the best one is: "Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right. "

Feminine, In a different way

I've been raised in a family that consists of four boys and one girl; ME.

People always used to - and still - ask me "don't you wish sometimes you had a sister to play with, to talk to!" But I honestly never got that feeling! not even once in my life.

And although my brothers are older than me - the youngest before me is six years older than I am - but I've always enjoyed my life with them.

Mom used to get me lots of dolls and barbies; but I never ever played with them, and when I did; I used to use my barbies as wrestlers when my brothers wouldn't let me play with theirs.

In my childhood days we lived in a building with six apartments; There was Abu Ashraf who had 3 sons. Abu Ziad, 3 sons. Abu Maher, 5 sons. 3ammo Abdelqader, 2 sons and 2 daughters (who were more than 10 years older than me). And then the neighbors next door who were two old couple living by themselves. Not even that I didn't have sisters; but I didn't have any female neighbors.

I grew older and I started having some female friends, but it took me sometime to understand them. Or actually I didn't! No one can ever get females! we are sooooo complicated! I doubt that any female can understand herself! But I could at least find a way to deal with them.

When guys start joking about females I crack up, especially when they talk about their way in driving cars! OMG women suck with cars! whenever I see a car doing something stupid; I know for sure it's a female. And I'm always right.

I was called anti-feminist before; and honestly I am. I don't believe in equality between women and men. It's soooo ridiculous. I mean I do think that women should get all their rights. They should be treated with respect, have the chance to get a decent well-payed job, and stuff like that. But being equal to men is just a headache for both; men and women.

What I am trying to say here is that I've always had this struggle between males and females mentalities! I am a perfect female when it comes to nagging and making up fights out of nothing, but I feel with men when I act like that with them! Poor men!

I am very feminine when it comes to love and romance, but I can understand how it can b frustrating to men. I do believe that there are many intellectual females, but I also believe that at some points we can be so lame!

Despite all that, I love being a female, I really do with all my heart. We are kind, delicate, caring, loving, romantic, socially smart, and most of all men can't live without us.

Closures

I was out with a group of friends yesterday and I was in a really bad mood, apparently it showed!

One of my friends started talking to me; she seems to have a special gift that she can somehow read people; I don't usually take these talks seriously, coz I don't really believe that anyone can read other people's minds or personalities.

But I was really impressed with the things she has said! I was totally shocked that she could read me that easily! Is it that she is sooo good in that, or am I so easy to be read like an open book.

"You act like you fully trust people; but deep inside you don't, you are too afraid to trust anyone cause you've been through bad experiences." OMG, that is sooo true, although I deny it!I really want to trust people, but she is right, deep inside I can't! But I keep on giving people chances, which makes it harder for me. I don't block people; but yet I don't fully trust them.

"You are lost and indecisive." well I guess that is written on my forehead. I am totally lost, my life is a mess. I've always known what I want to do in my life, I've always been in control of everything. But not anymore, and it's killing me.

"You have a broken heart, but you can't stay this way, you need a CLOSURE. or else you won't ever get married." That was the hardest thing I heard last night! I always act like everything is OK. Whenever I get hurt I just turn the page over and move on; or do I? It seems I never move on, I just put things on the shelf. I might not think of them, but they are still there causing me heartache all the time without realising it.

I was out of words last night, she shocked me with a truth I never wanted to believe. How sad is that! I donno if I'm going to turn over the pages again and again, or will I have the courage to close all the past pages in my life that need to be closed!

~sigh~

العرسان

هاد الموضوع معصبني و ضارب على عصبي أول إشي بنرفز من الأسلوب تبع النسوان اللي بتيجي بدها تفحص قبل ما ييجي ابنها المصون، صارت امي تحكيلهم من اولها ييجي الشاب معهم! طبعا في ناس ما بترد ما أسوء هاد الأسلوب! يوجولي لما تيجي الأم لحالها ما بيرجعو! شكلي ما بعجب النسوان بكونو ارتاحو و ريحو صراحة! ما بتدايق بشلن.. لما ييجي الشاب بالعادة بيرجعو بيحكو!! أنا سو فار يعني ما حدا من الي إجوني بهاي الطريقة عجبني.. فلما يحكو و ماما تحكيلهم ما في نصيب ذي جيت أوفينديد !! إنه كيف ترفضي إبننا الوردة! طيب يعني بالله لما ما يرجع هو لبنت مش بكون عم يرفض بنتنا الوردة!! كل الموضوع هاد بفقع المرارة و بزهق و بطلغ الروح أففففففتتتت بحكي لأمي خلص يا ماما ما بدي حدا ييجي، بتحاول الحزينة لما يحكو معها تحكيلهم منال بدها تخلص دراستها هلأ مو مفكرة تتجوز! بيحرجوها و بحكولها طيب عالقليل بنيجي بنكسب معرفتكم، طبعا أمي ؛للي ما بعرفها فهي كتير هادية و رايقة و ما بتعرف تكسف نملة؛ فبتحكيلهم أهلا و سهلا
صرلنا 3-4 سنين على هالحال إشي بفرفط الروح
خلصت فضفضة، أشكر لكم حسن استماعكم

Blablabing

It's been a while since i wrote anything here! It's not that I'm busy or anything! (well, honestly I'm very busy these days, but that's not the reason :D ) , it's just that I dont feel like writting , or even expressing myself! I donno what's the matter with me! I'm becoming cold-hearted! I've always been a warm and kind person, and even passionate in some issues! but I'm not that kind of person anymore!

I cant say I'm depressed, coz I'm not.. bel 3ax I'm kind of happy :D and I'm loving the way I am living my life now! I don't care for people anymore, or let me rephrase it, I don't care for everyone! only for those who really love me. and NOT the ones who claim that they do! Life is much easier this way! I used to care for everyone and everything, but I just think that its not worth it.. Haik el 7aya ajmal :D

Or maybe it's just a phase I'm going through! Eh, I don't really care to know! All I care for is that I'm really enjoying it :D

3ala Rasi

Here is a link for a jordanian Cartoon site. It's hillarious :D Hope you enjoy it.
3ala Rasi

الغنى الفاحش و الفقر المطقع

منظر بشوفه دائما بيخليني أتعجب من الأوضاع اللي الناس فيها هالأيام

بتكون واقف على إشارات عباد الرحمن بتصف جنبك سيارة إس كلاس موديل السنة حقها لا يقل عن 100000 دينار

و فيها شاب إذا مش من عمري فأصغر مني! و جاعص الجعصة ما غيرها و يا أرض اشتدي ما حدا قدي، (للعلم اي آم نوت جينيراليزينغ لأنه إن خليت بليت) . المهم، بيجي الشحاد المعتر، طبعا الشحدة صنعة و مش أي حدة بعرف يحزنك على حاله لأنه لازم يكون يتيم و أبوه متزوج 3 و إمه عندها مرض مزمن و إخوانه السبعة عندهم بهاق

ما بتلاقي غير هالشحاد زت حاله على أزاز السيارة "يا عمي الله يجبر بخاطرك، الله يجوزك اللي في بالك، الله يبعتلك همر (عأساس إنه مفكرها أفخم ) " أنا شخصيا نفسي أعرف من وين بطلع معه كل هالدعاوي! زي اللي حافظ الدرس و بسمع

ما علينا! طبعا ابن الطبقة المخملية ما بعرف إذا ما بده يعطيه مصاري إنه يسكت! لأ لازم يفتح الشباك و يغرد! بشرشح أبوه و سته و عمات ابن خالة إمه. و لازم نظرة القرف تكون تعلو سنحته البهية

طبعا الشحاد بيقلب الكاسيت عالوجه التاني و بتصير بدل ما ربنا يبعتلك همر؛ربنا يهورك بأقرب وادي

ربنا بيرحم و بتفتح الإشارة، الإس كلاس بيشعط و بطلع عني لأنه معصب ما حدش يحكي معه، و هداك بشوفه بالمراية بشوبر بإيديه و حالته حالة. مع وجود ابتسامة خفية على وجه التنين

السؤال بيطرح نفسه في هذه الحالة، هل سبب غطرسة صاحب الإس كلاس هو غناه (أو بالأحرى غنى أبوه) أم انه إنسان مفكر حاله أحسن لمجرد إنه ربنا أعطاه و اتطورت الأمور عنده و استفحلت لمرض نفسي عضال يصعب الشفاء منه

و هل سبب إهدار الكرامة و الإستجداء و مد الإيد للناس بذل و الكذب و سوء الأخلاق عند الشحاد سببه الفقر الشديد اللي من لما فتح عينيه عايش فيه؟

مع إني أشك إنه هاي هي الأسباب! بس مش قادرة أوصل للدافع الحقيقي للغطرسة ، و مش قادرة أتخيل الوجع النفسي للذل

الله لا يبتلينا لا بفقر مذل و لا غنى متعالي

Oh My God

I'm feeling just weird!! you know the feeling when sth happens at night! and you wake up next morning not realising what happened, like it was just a dream. Like nth really happened and you were just hallucinating . Then everything start coming together. You put all the pieces together and you figure out that it really happened. You start laughing for no reason that everyone around you think you are going insane. "OMG what have I done" is what you keep saying to yourself. Acting as if you didn't want it to happen , and deep inside you're giggling :D

OK , I think I have to stop here..